Zombie Cats...

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Beware of Zombie Cats!!! A few weeks ago, random, very sickly looking cats have been coming back from the dead. We are pretty sure they originally died months ago, but unlike human zombies they come back as a zombie kittens and continue to keep whoring themselves around the neighborhood. The theory is they have multiple litters and eat the brains of their young just to survive,...
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The different types of zombies...

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Let’s say you’re walking along minding your own damn business one night when suddenly out of nowhere, a zombie pops out and has the audacity to try and assault you. What are you supposed to do in this situation? You could run, but how do you know for how long, where to, and how fast? You could fight, but how do you know what to fight with, where to strike and how hard?...
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When the zombies attack, how long un...

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Many people wonder how key parts of civilized society might continue after a post-apocalyptic Dawn of the Dead / Night of the Comet / Omega Man / Teletubbies Go to Paris scenario. The question has two possible answers depending on which scenario of zombie conquest you envision. In Dawn of the Dead, the zombification process doesn’t happen all at once. We can imagine a...
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Where do the zombies come from?...

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Where do the zombies come from and where are they now? (translation: Why should we believe you anyway?) It’s impossible for us to see into the future and tell you exactly how and when a zombie outbreak will occur, but we can make an educated guess based on the best evidence available to us now. Why believe us? Because deep down inside you know you should be prepared for the...
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